I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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