Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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