i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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