Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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