i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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