I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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