okay pat passed out under dana's car
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
