i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
