Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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