Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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