S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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