We won't sleep together?
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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