***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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