awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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