is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Quick, to the slutcave!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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