I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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