I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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