Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
