i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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