problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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