using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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