Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wish i was in the wii world.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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