elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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