i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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