I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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