Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
pray to the hookup gods
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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