Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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