OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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