we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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