this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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