fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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