I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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