But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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