Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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