btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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