Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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