Don't make out with my wife yet
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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