Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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