i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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