btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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