I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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