So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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