I accidentally burped into my bong.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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