I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
