The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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