This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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