I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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