I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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