Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
