I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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