she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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