her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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